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Joke of the Day
"What's r/jokes's favorite breakfast? A retoast with butter on top."
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"I found my first gray pube the other day. It was in a kebab."
"If you love something let it go, if it comes back with a toddlers arm, it was probably a Pit Bull."
"""As first lady you would be responsible for the White House china. Any thoughts?"" MELANIA TRUMP: Oh, Donald says he's getting rid of China"
"In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing."
"What does Reddit and Dating have in common? It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle."
"What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker! - Now please post weed related jokes"
"When I'm bored I like to call in sick to places I don't work for. I'm getting written up at Home Depot"
"Wanted to share a Coke with my friend Amal But the closest name I could find was Juan. But I guess if you have seen Juan then you have seen Amal."
"Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? walking. JK ROLLING"