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Joke of the Day
"Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out? Malteasers"
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"What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant? In'n'Out Burger"
"What's the best way to eat a thanksgiving vegetable? Pick her up out of the wheelchair"
"check if your cocaine is good, mix in vinegar. If it makes a volcano, its baking soda. If not, your drugs is ruined. Drugs are always bad."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a homicidal rapist."
"""You the bomb"" ""No you the bomb"" A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife."" You should have seen how fast they both ran off."
"Did you hear about the gay termite? He ate the malebox"
"but sir, if a picture is worth a thousamd words then i dont understamd why my essay cant just be 4 or 5 emojis"
"The nice thing about getting a pet lobster is that you can always threaten to eat it when your kid stops taking care of it."