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Joke of the Day

"Confession: I'm the one who's been posting all those idiotic comments on youtube using millions of anonymous accounts."

"What did the businessman say to the other businessman? We're both businessmen."

"My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives."

"If I ever kill someone I'm dumping the body in a cemetery. Police will find it and be like ""oh yeah this makes sense."""

"My grandma once told me... that she is a virgin"

"12 YEAR OLD: I wrote a movie script called Suicide Squad but it's bad *throws in trash* HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: *walks by trash* Hey what's this"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas Gloves. Only joking he's not opened his presents yet."

"Dear Board of Education... So are we. - Sincerely, the students"

"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing."

"If you love something set it free,unless it's a lion. Don't do that."