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Joke of the Day

"I didn't get that job I wanted testing invisibility potions. Apparently they don't hire blind people."

"Two cannibals are enjoying dinner. One compliments the other, ""I say, Bill, your wife really makes a great meal."""

"Reddit is like a shiny new penny... It's fun to look at but completely worthless"

"What did the chicken say after laying an egg? ""Oeuf!"""

"My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold."

"Why did the Jews wander in the wilderness for 40 years? Someone dropped a penny."

"The rare times my cat comes to me for affection, I run and hide under the bed, so she knows what that feels like."

"look to the left... look to the right... that's how every black joke starts..."

"be careful if you wear the same clothes everyday you'll turn into a cartoon character"

"Donald Trump has banned shredded cheese. He's going to make America grate again."