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Joke of the Day

"LPT: When you can't think of something to say to a girl, just tell her a joke about the titanic. It will really break the ice."

"My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip... I said, ""That's cool, Robbie!"""

"WAYS TO KILL 2 BIRDS W/ 1 STONE 1 Ricochet 2 Retrieve, rethrow 3 Line up birds precisely 4 Huge boulder 5 Use lovebirds, 2nd dies of grief"

"What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake? Shaken, not stirred."

"Did you hear about those Indian heptuplets who became dangerous criminals? They were known as the Seven Deadly Singhs."

"I like my women the way I like my milk... Four months old and smelling like fish."

"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"

"Whats white on the outside green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !"

"One pirate says to the other, ""Ey, you want some grog?"" And the other says, ""I made tea!"""

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has a hook hand..."