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Joke of the Day
"Big explosion in a paint factory tonight, 10 people missing, presumed red."
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"I bet if I was a hot chick and I left a status that said ""I'm brushing my hair"". It would get about 50 likes."
"They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it's the only way to judge a tribute band."
"What do you call a dizzy Asian? Disoriented."
"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"
"""What an awesome body-"" Oh... thanks. I work out- ""- of research."" - formulas. I work out formulas. *sips tea* I do a lot of math."
"We trace hands to make turkeys. Quite a handy technique."
"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number"""
"Why does Yasuo never get locked out? Because he always ""hasaki!"""
"Are You From Boston? Because you're the bomb..."