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Joke of the Day
"Are You From Boston? Because you're the bomb..."
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"Why couldn't Batman go to the movie? Because it was rated ""PG"""
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"When the TMNT Tell a Secret I wonder if when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tell a secret, they say Donatello anyone"