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Joke of the Day
"Why does Yasuo never get locked out? Because he always ""hasaki!"""
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"My housemate told me to get something to the front page of reddit I should just recycle... It'll take a lot more than that to get me to take the bins out!"
"Did you know that 1 in 4 people has multiple personality disorder? That means one of the me's has a problem."
"Adult Trick-or-Treating: Walk around ringing doorbells & everyone gives out a shot of booze or a bong rip to each other. Make it happen."
"My wife ran away with my best friend. I haven't met him yet."
"A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head... the bartender said, ""Can I help you?"" and the duck said, ""Yeah, get this guy off my ass."""
"When holding my baby neice My Uncle gave me the advice of ""Careful not to drop her, we dont want her to end up like you."""
"What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?"
"Any jokes about failed startups?"
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it So technically officer, that weed is yours."