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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"

"The 11th commandment was, ""Talk shit, get hit"" but God totally didn't have enough room on those stone things, so, like, yeah."

"If you ever feel lonely... just dim down the lights and put on a couple horror movies. After a while, you won't feel like you are alone anymore."

"I think people are getting sick of my jokes when they exhale deeply I should take it as a sigh-n"

"What is a group of Pedophiles called? A conclave!"

"I pity those who feel the need to brag about themselves to get people's attention. I hate them more than the scratch on my Lamborghini."

"Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there's the possibility of invisible bees."

"Did you hear about the lawyer who ate gold? He passed the bar"

"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars. ...I'll see myself out."

"What do you call someone without arms or legs Matt"