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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"
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"I got a facial tonight by hovering over the boiling water before throwing in the mac n cheese."
"Why don't black people dream? Because the last black person who had a dream got shot."
"I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women's Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better."
"What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python? A jellybean."
"You're legally allowed to stab anyone whose favorite album is a band's Greatest Hits."
"If you move to a different country at least TRY to fit in with the culture. Like when I lived in Italy & changed my name to Mario Spaghetti"
"Pot could probably use one more name... how about wizard parsley?"
"What does the daddy gun have when he becomes a father? A bb gun."
"I like Australian kisses. They're just like French kisses but down under."