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Joke of the Day

"Why do asians eat dogs? Because they like their dicks?(* eating them ofcourse) I seriously dont know."

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"*swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*"
"""YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!?"" I yell to my husband as I hand him the trash."
"Hey do you know Deanda? Deanda dis dick!!! HA! Got EEEM!"
"Jesus was the original child star who fell in with the wrong crowd and died young."
"What do you get when you cross a highway with a lawnmower? Killed."
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