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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about Phillip Hughes? He was the first Australian to die of a bowler."
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"My advice is to make money the old fashioned way (by intercepting Spanish galleons transporting gold from the New World)."
"The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is ""notice anything different?"""
"What do you call the guy that graduated last in his class at med school? Doctor."
"Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup"
"each Subway franchise owns a tiny shred of Jared's fat pants. if you pay $50 you may gaze at the relic"
"Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you."
"An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday He wanted to talk about Cheeses."
"We're having a Jamaican hair day at work tomorrow I'm dreading it already."
"ME: I wish I was a little bit taller GENIE: done M: I wish I was a baller G: done M: I wish I knew the rest of the lyrics G: done M: dammit"