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Joke of the Day
"Hey do you know Deanda? Deanda dis dick!!! HA! Got EEEM!"
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"Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !"
"She left me alone in the house with Cupcakes cooling. Rookie mistake."
"What's Jay-Z's favorite city to perform in? SHEBOY-gan You're welcome"
"What do you say about a man with premature ejaculation and severe diarrhea? Easy come; easy go."
"Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft."
"Why was Jesus the father of exercise? Because he was cross fit"
"My girlfriends 2 year old nephew loves trucks. His first word was truck. He points at every truck he sees and talks about trucks in his sleep. I guess you could day he's semi crazy"
"I tried looking for cover versions of Milli Vanilli songs but it turned out that they weren't the original ones."
"There's an email going around that claims to include a nude photo of Hillary Clinton Don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton."