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Joke of the Day

"It's so frustrating when your hitman doesn't answer the phone after you've made amends with someone"

"Define ""Will"" Isn't it obvious? It's a dead giveaway!"

"What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP? A clop cop."

"""My dad is a famous spy"" Yeah my dad sucks at his job too"

"The neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the creepy guy & I'm the only one not invited. Weird."

"I told my friend that she was drawing her eyebrows too high She looked surprised"

"When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy."

"Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat placed her in the house of pancakes."

"Seven has the word 'even' in it... ...which is odd."

"I was reading a book about Anti-Gravity I just couldn't put it down"