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Joke of the Day
"I've slept with every school teacher I've ever had. Yep, home schooling has its perks."
Next Joke
"People who go to the store and buy the single roll of toilet paper must not have an optimistic view of their life expectancy."
"[comes home from store] Wife: [shaking her head] Let me guess... earmuffs were on sale? Me: [wearing 17 pairs of earmuffs] WHAT?"
"My 3-year-old was counting on her fingers in the other room. She finished at 9. I am concerned on so many levels right now."
"Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything."
"Why would you ever ""brave"" the cold when you can ""complain about"" it?"
"What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel? HYATT!!!"
"Jack in the box ...is NOT an instruction."
"Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom? Because it's waaay easier to swallow"
"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he fucks his sister and then cut the brakes on his house."