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Joke of the Day
"Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes? He's never Reddit."
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"Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal... Just do it"
"""Your days are numbered!"" - inventor of the calendar, joyously announcing his accomplishment"
"Why Christmas is like a job day? You do all the work but the big fat man in suit get the credits"
"*puts on mistletoe hat* *casually walks by you multiple times*"
"What happened when the wheel was invented? It caused a revolution."
"What did one pizza tell the other pizza? A cheesy pun."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!"
"What happened to the guy who grabbed the Viagra instead of the Allegra? ...he had a hard time with his allergies"
"Two Scottish ducks on a tandem... The one on the back says ""Quack!"" The one on the front says "" Ah cannae go any quacker"""