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Joke of the Day

"What do amputee bears and regular bears have in common? They both have four legs. (assuming the amputee is missing a different appendage)"

"Q: How does a poor mans cube look like? A: It's a sphere."

"Yo mama so black when she goes outside the street lights come on"

"Duck Sausage Would you call Cajun sausage made from animated young ducks Huey Louie Andouille?"

"What is the Earth's most juvenile lake? Lake Titicaca of course!"

"A child drinks bleach, why is milk often given? To make them happy before they die"

"I've written a book about reverse psychology Please don't buy it."

"Why is Kim Jong-un so bad? He has no Seoul"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts."

"I have a job offer for you, and I will pay you huge sums for it. All you have to do is tie up my poop I shit, you knot"