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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted"

"My first time having sex was just like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind."

"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."

"One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, ""Hey, you did that on porpoise!"""

"What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6? ""Get bent"" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it."

"Why did the printer have wet ink? Because it couldn't control P"

"HOH HOH HOH It's a wet joke"

"What do you call Hitler with a fin? Adolf-fin"

"My 6yo's homework today is learning how to count backwards. Yep that teacher knows about DUIs alright!"

"Spiders: Nature's reminder that you are, in fact, a little girl."