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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll up."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I forget how jokes work :/"

"If I played video games for 8 hours, I'd be called a loser bum But if I watched TV for 8 hours straight, people would just think I didn't have anything to do that day"

"She said YES! ..When I asked her if she was cheating on me."

"If I had to be in the military I'd probably pick sleeper cell agent cause I get tired a lot"

"I arranged a fundraising event for victims of land mines last week. Total waste of time though!! Only half the people turned up."

"Two blondes are standing in opposite sides of the river. One yells: - HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SHORE?! The other answers: - YOU ARE IN THE OTHER SHORE!"

"Richard Nixon makes a really awful dinner for his wife. He defends himself by saying ""I am not a cook""."

"I have on my new shoes today. They are so cute, and comfortable, as long as I don't stand in them or walk in them."

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you behind and never comes back."