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Joke of the Day
"You know homeless people are the real progressives of this country. Always asking for change."
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"What did the fat math teacher say after a large Thanksgiving dinner? (-1)/8! Edit: I clearly don't know how to math."
"When is a Mexican not a Mexican? When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now"
"I've been reading the most interesting book on the history of superglue I just can't put it down ......"
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave till it's Bill Withers."
"What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head? Sir."
"The best part of a handshake is the knuckles. I dunno why, but the blender just brings out their richness and flavour"
"They say if your erection lasts... They say if your erection lasts more than 4 hours that you should call a doctor... I say you should tell your wife to call some friends!"
"What happened after the word bank was robbed? There was a run on sentences."
"Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night? Han shot first."