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Joke of the Day
"What happened after the word bank was robbed? There was a run on sentences."
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"What dog breed do Jewish pet owners desire most? A Golden Retriever"
"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists."
"Sh*t happens... I mean look at you."
"A partnerswitch? How about a partnerswitch? I'll bang your wife and give you a handjob after!"
"If you're only 18, please don't post philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life."
"As the programmer was going to the store his wife called out We need a quart of milk and if they have eggs bring me back a dozen. He returns with 3 gallons of milk and says: ""They had eggs."""
"I just put BOTH my legs into one pajama pant leg...making me a MERMAID!"
"If you are looking for a bad girl, I have been known to shop at the art supply store on days they aren't having a sale..."
"I used to have a part time job helping a one-armed typist write capital letters It was shift work."