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Joke of the Day

"The best part of a handshake is the knuckles. I dunno why, but the blender just brings out their richness and flavour"

"What do you call a ghost that loves soccer? Ghoooooooooooooouuull!"

"Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets."

"wy does santa have so many kids? he has all the ho ho ho's"

"I feel a spree coming on. It's either shopping or killing, I haven't decided yet."

"Did you hear the one about the Virgin marrying the Supermodel? Yeah, me neither.."

"I'm usually not into butt plugs... ...it's actually the other way around :)"

"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone gets it"

"Skateboarding has its pros and cons."

"I wonder if tap dancers.... Look at a floor and think ""I'd tap that"""