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Joke of the Day

"What did the fat math teacher say after a large Thanksgiving dinner? (-1)/8! Edit: I clearly don't know how to math."

"[1st day as cop] captain: ""why did you call for back up"" me: ""there was a fly in my car"" swat team leader: ""what exactly do you think we do"""

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. and thinks ""Some asshole has my pen""."

"A man walks up to a prostitute and propositions her for sex... She says to the man: ""Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."""

"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Cos 7 has Ebola."

"When I want to cheat on my diet I buy food at Traitor Joe's."

"As told to me by an indian bus driver overseas... Why don't rabbits make noise when they fuck? Because they have cotton balls. Apologies if it's a repost."

"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"Is it true that in Siberia, bears walk on the streets? Nah, that's bullshit. There are no streets in Siberia."

"""God hates fogs"" - homophobic clouds"