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Joke of the Day
"When is a Mexican not a Mexican? When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now"
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"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
"What's a specimen? An Italian astronaut :-D"
"Now I'm not saying that your new girlfriend is a slut.. but Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen."
"You know what's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's perverted rice."
"What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."
"What comes in pints? elephants"
"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."
"What's black and white and red all over A biracial couple in a knife fight"
"another candidate got the job i applyed for at Senate Office whomever you are, i hope your happy with that analist position you stole from me."