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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a forty something guy who masturbates all the time? Married"
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"I visited my friend in his flat He told me to make myself at home. So I kicked him out. I hate having visitors"
"Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing."
"What did the vegan give the homeless guy? A lecture."
"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The Bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver says, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""
"What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People."
"Felt bad about hitting a car yesterday but I remembered to leave a note. Didn't have a pen so I used my key."
"What's a priest on an egg called? A brother"
"[OC] Hey, do you wanna hear a joke about a condom? Tell you the truth, it's pretty bad. It's filled with holes."
"Ha - mildly amusing Haha - funny Hahaha - sarcastic laugh Hahahaha - stayin' alive"