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Joke of the Day
"What did the vegan give the homeless guy? A lecture."
Next Joke
"Two guys walk into a bar.... And the 2nd guy goes, ""I didn't see it either."""
"I'm not into anything ""weird"", but this vacuum at Target looks like a total VILF."
"If you see a guy in an executioner's hood feeding a deer into a Coinstar today just let me do my thing."
"It's pretty cool how Atheist prayers are just thoughts about actually doing something useful."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."
"Red bull gives you crippling heart palpitations just doesn't have the same ring to it."
"SO AFTER I CAUGHT HER CHEATING ON ME I WANTED TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND DIE. ANYWAY MY NAME'S TOM AND I'LL BE YOUR TANDEM PARACHUTE PARTNER"
"ARTIST: I'd like your opinion on my painting. CRITIC: It's worthless. ARTIST: I know, but I'd like it anyway."
"Tryna get into bondage But I need someone to show me the ropes"