202057

Joke of the Day

"[OC] Hey, do you wanna hear a joke about a condom? Tell you the truth, it's pretty bad. It's filled with holes."

"What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine? When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after"

"How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"

"[request] Having a hard time remembering a joke. Please help. A guy goes to a doctor. The punch line is said in a really surprised tone ""THE DOCTOR WAS A WOMAN!"" Thank you in advance."

"Why can't you trick an unemployed jester? Because he's nobody's fool!"

"I have an L shaped couch... lower case."

"I'm writing a book about common Mexican names... I'm gonna call it ""50 Shades of Jose"""

"I married way too young She was chinese."

"I have to poop like the Joker... really, really bad."

"How do you make a goldfish old? Take away the G."