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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? [2 part] A pilot, you racist. What do you call a Japanese man who flies a plane? A pirate."

"What do music producers eat for breakfast? Fruity Loops"

"I was talking to a Hiroshima survivor about his near death experience... He told me he saw the light"

"Did you hear what that guy said to the Reddit moderator the other day? **[Deleted]**"

"*watches a movie with you* *loudly beeps during all the good parts*"

"Nothing better than shutting the door and jerking off after a long day And it's even better if the uber has heated seats"

"[Blind date] Girl: I've always had a bit of a thing for bad boys Dog: [starts putting on his coat] I don't think this is gonna work out"

"*walks up to little girl* ""Honey, is your dad in jail?"" ""No, why?"" ""Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail."""

"Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone? because there was no jack."

"I just spent the last four hours connecting all of my watches together to make a belt. Complete waist of time."