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Joke of the Day

"Why did the female pirate turn lesbian? Because she did not like sea-men."

"YO MAMA SO FAT! Yo mama so fat, that when she went skydiving over Iraq, isis thought America dropped a nuke."

"What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips? Plato Nachos"

"When it comes to anagrams, I don't know my earholes from my arsehole."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture."

"Chuck Norris, the actor, film producer and screenwriter died in his house today at 76 years of age He is now feeling much better and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance"

"Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay? He had served his sentence."

"I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek league. Good players are hard to find."

"One of my favorite things about raps music is the fun ethnic code words they use for everyday things like money & women. I'm learning a lot!"

"US disasters and tragedies You'd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds... oh wait..."