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Joke of the Day
"School is like a boner... It's long and hard unless you're Asian"
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"What is the French verb that means ""To declare war""? *Surrendre*"
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"Dude, multiplication is like advanced adding."
"What is the similarity between women and square roots? If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head."
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"Facebook is a good reminder that I went to school with idiots."
"[ER] HIPSTER: I fell off my acoustic motorcycle & broke my mustache twirler. DOC:... H: I fell off my bike & broke my hand. D: Rub kale on it."
"1- Buy a big padlock. 2- Throw the key into the ocean. 3- Find a stranger with stretched-out earlobes. 4- Attach padlock to earlobe. 5- Run."