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"Condoleeza Rice's less successful sister is Apartmentleeza Rice."
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"Always hide you prescription bottles from your medicine cabinet so ppl don't know how crazy you are. Also, you're now out of xanax."
"Is your dad retarded? Because you're something special"
"Whats white and salty? Salt."
"Bartender says,""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into the bar."
"How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!"
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans. Credit to my younger brother on this one"
"(original) What hit song did Phil Collins write the after a big dinner at an Indian restaurant? I can feel it coming In The Air Tonight, Oh Lord!"
"I used to be addicted to having sex with bars of soap. But then I came clean."
"Every joke posted on this sub is stolen from Sickipedia. If you are going to steal someones joke at least give credit."