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Joke of the Day
"Whats white and salty? Salt."
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"This guy texting in metro besides me keeps covering his phone, like I care about his dinner plans in CP with his girlfrnd ""Shona baby"""
"What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a"
"Did you hear about the woman who had a face transplant... They had to use human foreskin for her eyelids. She's going to be a little cock'eyed for the rest of her life."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."
"Don't you sometimes wish that you could just click like' on someone's like'?"
"If you see a distressed woman in the street screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one."
"What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin"
"Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes? Because they're paid to."
"How warm is the inside of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."