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Joke of the Day
"How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!"
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"What do you call a foreign born communist running for President? Ted Cruz"
"Apparently there are midget prostitutes in Thailand who cost less than a dollar. Clearly they're selling themselves short."
"Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?"
"Why do politicians take laxatives? So they can speak more fluently"
"Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt? So they would end up with seasoned veterans."
"[AMA request] A person living in an electricity-free Amish community."
"What do xbox services and prostitutes have in common? They both take my money then go down on me"
"TIME TO RETIRE Q: WHEN DOES A PROSTITUTE KNOW IT TIME TO RETIRE? A: WHEN SHE CAN NO LONGER HIDE THE STRETCHMARKS AROUND HER LIPS."
"Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays... edit: After googling I found out this joke already existed :|"