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Joke of the Day
"Bartender says,""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into the bar."
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"First guy to invent a bread bowl was like ""I'm gonna rip the top of this muffin & pour soup in it"""
"*In the ER* ""We're losing him, anyone have any ideas?"" ""How about 50 cc's of a cool refreshing beverage?"" ""Dammit Dr. Pepper not now!"""
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who are you?"
"What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow? Their bayou loomin' essence"
"What I if told you... ... you read the first line wrong?"
"*lady shares a wallet photo of her son* *i pull out a 20-part accordion wallet photo set of my dogs*"
"I'm on this new diet where I can eat anything but sugar, bread, meat, fruit, and food"
"Couple trolling A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says ""I love you"". The husband says ""Is that you or the wine talking?"". The wife replies ""It's me, talking to the wine""..."
"The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating"