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"What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...with extra large cups."
"What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking? There's no place like OM."
"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"
"If you're cold go and stand in the corner... I've heard they're about 90 Degrees."
"What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buck-an-ear"
"I like my asshole just like my women's pussy Without some other guy's dick in it"
"Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot is faster. Anyone can catch a cold."
"The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back..."
"Learned from my 2yr old tonight that Jesus doesn't like bananas. No word on cauliflower yet but pretty sure he's not a fan."