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Joke of the Day
"How do all racist jokes start? *Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*"
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"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"
"Did you guys know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans."
"Two corn muffins were in the oven baking. One turns to the other and says ""man it's HOT in here"" the other corn muffin replies... AAAAHAHHHAHAHAHHaaaaa A TALKING CORN MUFFIN!!!!!!!"
"What do you call to a dog with no legs ? NOTHING because dog isn't going to come anyways :P"
"I like making babies... Unsuccessfully, of course."
"How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Protestors don't change anything."
"[describing criminal to sketch artist] No, he could speak more languages than that. He had racist shoulders. His front teeth were impatient."
"What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."
"A Chicken and an Egg are sitting in bed. The Egg looks depressed; the Chicken satisfied. Not much of a joke, but it solves which came first."