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Joke of the Day
"Help! I have food stuck in my throat! Haha, just choking!"
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"What's the difference between my porn stash and Call of Duty? One is full of screaming 10 year old boys and the other is Call of Duty."
"The police never think its as funny as you do."
"If someone starts a speech, ""I'd like to take this opportunity--,"" I interrupt by shouting, ""He's trying to take our opportunity! Grab him!"""
"I had a headache so I took a pill that gave me chest pains, dry mouth, restless leg syndrome & explosive diarrhea. But hey, headache's gone."
"Bad news: I burned my finger on the toaster. Good news: 1 down, 9 stupid incriminating fingerprints to go."
"What did one muffin say to the other? muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy"
"Why did the children cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why was the iPhone 7 so embarrassed? He was caught jacking off."
"What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal."