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Joke of the Day

"Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*"

"I'm from the 80's. We ate cookies instead of deleting them."

"I want to marry a girl named Jane So that when our kids act out, I can just say it runs in the janepool."

"Fact. The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds."

"Did you hear about Klu Klux Kineval? He tried to jump 18 blacks with a steam roller"

"Why did CNN hire a tabloid ripping strongman as one of their anchors? Because he was great at breaking the news."

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. Normally there is a Welshman, Irishman and Englishman, but they're all in Marseille at the Euro's."

"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it."

"A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) Park somewhere else."

"If my psychiatrist said ""There's really nothing more I can do for you"", that means I'm cured right??"