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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Shaq and Koybe Bryant? One is a Holocaust denier, and the other one rapes women and gets away with it."

"How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?? Just 1...blondes will screw anything."

"What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet"

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."

"So if pro's are the opposite of con's... Then what is the opposite of progress?"

"Russian skater just explained that he is ""not a robot,"" proving, of course, that he is a robot. #Olympics"

"An invisible man broke up with his invisible girlfriend... He didn't think they should see each other anymore."

"With all of the experience The Fine Bros have... I wonder why they didn't see this reaction coming."

"""You know, your ex-wife was trash! I never liked her."" ""We're still married, Grandma."" ""She's such a lovely girl."""

"How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb."