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Joke of the Day
"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."
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"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."
"My nieces just asked me if God is real. I'm tired so I'm just going to show them ""The Exorcist."" This babysitting stuff is a breeze!"
"So this guy is making a construction joke... But he's still working on it."
"I am happy to report this vodka works."
"What's a bisexual person who can't find a partner? On standbi."
"KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims KANYE: BILL COSBY INNOCENT TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS KANYE: damn ur good"
"Why don't snakes like Vitamin C? Because it's an anti-hisstamine."
"A science graduate asks the question why? An engineering graduate asks the question how? An arts graduate asks, ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"Never been able to throw a frisbee too well, but I make up for it by having a huge dong & a really positive attitude"