171659

Joke of the Day

"Russian skater just explained that he is ""not a robot,"" proving, of course, that he is a robot. #Olympics"

"A curious tradition -- to look at a newborn baby and say to yourself, ""Because of your DNA, one day you will rule over me."""

"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes"

"Shakespeare walks into a gay bar... [Exit, pursued by a bear]"

"Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art."

"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."

"Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering ""...it would be so easy..."""

"Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get."

"Did you hear about the mechanic who accidentally punctured the wheels of his car? He retired."

"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro boner"