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Joke of the Day

"What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet"

"I love you, but I'm not in ""change my relationship status on FB"" love with you"

"-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use ""bigly"" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word ."

"What did the insurance company say to the applicant? THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!"

"What sort of drug does a duck use? Quack cocaine"

"What do you call an alligator that wins a race? A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)"

"Why is steam such a hipster? Because it was water before it was cool."

"How do you call two guys on a motocycle? Fucking morons; they could have stolen two motocycles!"

"So a depressed horse walks into a bar.. Bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""

"A fat man complained to a doctor that obesity runs in the family The doctor replied: It's not obesity that runs in the family, it's that no one runs in your family."