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Joke of the Day

"She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss."

"If a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months"

"I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception."

"What do you call a group of retards in a sauna? Steamed vegetables."

"If girls with nice tits work for Hooters where do girls with one leg work? Ihop."

"Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window."

"Don't trust atoms. Don't trust atoms, they make up everything."

"How to flirt: 1. Giggle 2. Apply lip gloss 3. Look down coyly 4. Realize you applied concealer 5. Fall off barstool"

"I think we all need something positive after the recent election Which is why I'm sharing my HIV status with all of you."

"Why are bees the superior species? They have a built in suicide switch."