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Joke of the Day

"i would rather have 4 tiny ice cream cones instead of 1 regular sized ice cream cone that is something i feel strongly about 2day thank u"

"Bush Jr, and his take on words The only reason Bush Jr attacked Iraq,,, is because Bush Sr. asked for ""a tie rack"" for Christmas!"

"""Hello! You have a nice dog. Opiates are bad. Beautiful day today. My parents talk to pixies. Bye!"" - Polite home-schooled kid I met today."

"What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich? *Make me one with everything*"

"""Hi I'm looking for a birthday card for my mom's sister"" *hands you an extremely small card* ""WHAT IS THIS A CARD FOR AUNTS"" Yes ""Perfect"""

"What are your most hilarious jokes if you dont know your opposite person?"

"How can you face you problem ..if your problem is your face"

"Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM."

"What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny"

"A logician just had a baby Her friends ask her: ""A boy or a girl?"" She replies: ""Yes"""