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Joke of the Day
"Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window."
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"1 out of 10 dentists doesn't care what you brush with, he just wants to fondle you while you're gassed."
"What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator? A con descending."
"A boy goes on holiday to Mexico and texts his mate saying ""Weather out here is just like your mother, 36 and hot"" His mate replies ""Weather back here is just like your sister, 16 and wet"""
"My best friend has been diagnosed with HIV ""Everything will be ok"", I said, ""just stay positive."""
"WIFE: OMG how did grandma's ashes get knocked off the mantel? ME: Actually I think it was- *cat makes throat slice gesture* -the wind"
"What do you call a yellow Oreo? An orienteo!"
"Hey bill collectors, nice try, but I don't even call back people I know."
"Why did the toast drop his ice-cream? He had butterfingers!"
"How did the farmer find his girlfriend? He tractor!"