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Joke of the Day
"Getting real sick of all the Dragon Ball Z references... Just Saiyan..."
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"[interrogation] COP: So you play the tuba do ya? ""No, the violin"" COP: Treble maker eh?"
"Your mom and a washing machine... Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?? The washing machine doesnt follow me around for a week after I drop a load in it..."
"FB lets you write your sex in now, so I have officially become a hat."
"A baby seal walks into a club.... ba dum bump - ting...."
"Did you hear about the blacksmith that was arrested for creating iron calligraphy? He was charged with forging signatures."
"I really wish some of the fantasies in 50 shades of grey were real... like how she got a job right out of college."
"STICK BUG WIFE: We can't seem to get pregnant DOC: Well, we ran numerous tests... STICK BUG WIFE: ...and? DOC: Your husband's an actual stick"
"When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don't cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists."
"I had a dream about mufflers and tailpipes and woke up exhausted"