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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blacksmith that was arrested for creating iron calligraphy? He was charged with forging signatures."

"""prepare for battle"" they said Yet they didnt prepare themselves"

"Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind."

"Yes, I DO think ""did you bring my pizza?"" is an acceptable answer when you're in a public bathroom and someone knocks on the door."

"What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get? The left-ovaries."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!"

"Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put some music they don't like on"

"Do you know why black people are so good at basketball? Because they steal, shoot, and run!"

"How does a Jew make his coffee? Hebrews it."