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Joke of the Day
"What do you call communist memorabilia? Trotsky's."
Next Joke
"Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator."
"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped police custody? Be on the lookout for a small medium at large."
"Wanna know my secret to rock hard abs? I ride the mechanical duck outside the grocery store 300 times a day."
"Humor: the only thing I like dry."
"What does a Jewish guy say when he's making eggs? I-fry-em"
"My ex said that relationships were about sacrifice. But she still screamed when she saw the bloody goat on the altar."
"Today, Apple is announcing to the world that millions of baby boomers still don't know how to rip mp3 files from their record collections."
"#1 thing not to say to a cop Those look like the handcuffs your wife used on me last night."
"What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Naaaaagggghhhhhhh."