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Joke of the Day
"#1 thing not to say to a cop Those look like the handcuffs your wife used on me last night."
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"They say it takes talent to keep making movies after 50 Apparently they haven't said this to Steven Seagal"
"What is the difference between straight and bisexual? A 6 pack and a backrub"
"A man walks into a bar. Ouch."
"ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman"
"I feel like my rear end turns into Billy Mayes whenever I get diarrhea... ""Butt wait, there's more!"""
"Bought a bag of Sweetheart candies & cracked my tooth on one.When I spit it out & looked at it,itsaid ""Next time call when you say you will"""
"So this guy steps into the house with a hand full of shit and says to his wife ""look what I almost stepped in!"""
"Why do midgets laugh when they run through grass? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"Lady pulled away with the gas pump still in her car and I was like OMG who's your dealer?"