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Joke of the Day
"#1 thing not to say to a cop Those look like the handcuffs your wife used on me last night."
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"4 words Donald Trump Presidential Library"
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"do all girls make poopy? if they do, why do men get hard for them?"
"Why can't you use a Palestinian toilet? It's occupied."
"What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor? Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!"
"whats better than a pile of dead babys two piles of dead babys and there is 1 in the middle of each piles and they have to eat there way out"
"What do gamers plant in their garden? Skill trees! **Dances wildly with top hat and cane**"