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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped police custody? Be on the lookout for a small medium at large."

"My wife recently started snoring, so I decided to use earplugs. but I can only get one in before she wakes up, turns out she doesn't like it when I shove earplugs in her nose."

"Why did the skeleton's dick float? because he had a hollow weenie."

"Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters? Dustin Johnson sneezed."

"What is similar between a strip club and the Artic The poles are cold and then they are getting warmer."

"I know a good dad joke. But I have to wait for Dad to come back to tell."

"If you and I are still single in 200 years let's agree to haunt a Burger King as a singular entity."

"My phone's low battery warning is the only warning I take seriously."

"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents"

"The only problem with winning concert tickets from a Pepsi lid is that you will be attending a concert with a bunch of Pepsi drinkers"