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Joke of the Day

"Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you? Because he was born in a barn."

"An Anus Gets into a fight with two guys at a bar He rectum"

"Last day of school for my kids. For the next ten weeks, I can stop pretending math is important."

"CW: It's gonna get cold! Me: You're gonna die. CW: Excuse me? Me: Sorry, I thought we were pointing out the obvious."

"What's Better, British or German Sausages British, because German are the Wurst..."

"jokes jokes What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend? 45 minutes"

"Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mother was in a jam."

"What happened to the two gladiator olives? They were pitted against each other"

"Cheesy joke A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda."

"what do you get when you call a subreddit ""jokes"" and have more than 21 000 readers? an average of 22 jokes a day. this is a fucking joke"